Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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