it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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