When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
