I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
