I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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