I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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