? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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