he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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