The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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