so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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