So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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