I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
they're like a gay fantastic four
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Randomize
