i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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