He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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