just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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