We tried having a conversation with our noses.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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