i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
and eventually we just all took our pants off
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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