If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
