Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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