She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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