I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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