Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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