I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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