is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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