He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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