Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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