whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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