seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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