make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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