I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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