love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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