question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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