I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
handjob tips. give me some.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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