that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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