i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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