why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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