Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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