once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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