It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
