Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
