dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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