i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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