Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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