I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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