Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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