doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
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