Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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