im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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