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She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Someone shattered a urinal.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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