Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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