I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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