I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Randomize
