lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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