quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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