I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
vagina is talking i cant
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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