Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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