At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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